Archive for November, 2007

Your Weekend: December Eve

Things to do before, during and after wearing green and (red) this weekend:

Friday November, 30:

“Amadeus” is being performed by the Generic Theatre Company in the Lisner Downstage tonight at 8pm. Tickets are $5. Also being performed on Saturday at 3pm and 8pm.
Jukebox the Ghost is performing with Ra Ra Riot at the Rock [...]

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Jukebox the Ghost Haunts Our Ears

Before the end of 2008, Jukebox the Ghost will be a household name. I’ve heard people say similar things about bands before, but I dare you to listen to Jukebox and disagree. All three members graduated from GW last spring, and since then have been touring nonstop around the east coast. After [...]

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Phil. November 30, 2007.

A comic strip.
Phil #12by Ben and Steve
Previous Phil
Phil runs Monday, Wednesday and Friday

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Better Frat Insults

If you’ve spent any time around someone involved in Greek life, I’m sure you’ve heard some phrases. “If you can’t go greek, go TKE.” Or “Pi Fucked-a-Guy.” Or “Rammed-a Guy.” While all equally hilarious and homophobic, we’ve decided to bring some class to the Greek insult circuit. Our original list [...]

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Contest: Win a Secret Prize!

GW is set to take on the #1 UCLA tonight at 10:30pm. ESPN said there’s a good chance UCLA could be upset by Mo Rice and the boys. What do you think?
The Colonialist predicts:UCLA- 70GW- 63
The reader who comments with the closest score before 10:30pm EST, will win a secret prize. The [...]

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Phil. November 28, 2007.

A controversial comic strip.
Phil #11by Ben and Steve
Previous Phil
Fuck all y’all. Phil will continue to run Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Send in your own comic strips as well.
How do you feel about Phil in general? Comment below. It’s a heated topic (check out Monday’s comments).

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Post Coital Colonial Prattle #2

Hey everyone, it’s been a while since me and the G have eaten paper together – dinner’s our foreplay – but I brought GW home with me for the break. We snuck some paper in my basement while the family was eating turkey sandwiches, so I have another for y’all:
Kirk: (turns to GW) You [...]

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The Round Up!

Washington Redskin Sean Taylor murdered. [WaPo]
ESPN predicts an upset in tomorrows basketball game against #1 UCLA. [ESPN]
GW saves Cheney’s life again. [ABC]
Hatchet blog just Men’s Basketball briefs. [Hatchet]
First picture of Heath Ledger as Joker. [SuperHeroHype]
Mitt Romney thinks Muslims have laser eyes. [CSM]
Mike Huckabee makes a Chuck Norris joke three years too late. [YouTube]
Top 10 most [...]

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Phil. November 26, 2007.

A comic strip.
Phil #10by Ben and Steve
Previous Phil
Phil runs Monday, Wednesday, Friday

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CCAS Pretends To Be Us

The Columbian College of Arts and Sciences sent out this mass email on Monday:
“Timely Submission of Graduation Applications Found to Have Mysterious Clearing Powers
OK - maybe it’s an unsubstantiated rumor. Maybe turning in your Spring or Summer 2008 graduation application won’t really insure your academic clearance for graduation, let alone cure the common [...]

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