Archive for December, 2007

Post Christmas Malaise: 1

Hope you all had an enjoyable Christmas (or whichever permutation of it with which you happen to align yourselves). Mine was pretty alright. Thanks. Anyway, now its over, which means its time to squeeze in another week of weird shit before the year is over. I just read this article and thought you all might [...]

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Darren’s Favorite Moments of 2007: TV, Film, and Otherwise

Hey guys. In the first of what may or may not be many posts reviewing the year of 2007, I would like to list my favorite moments in television, film, and otherwise. This is in no order whatsoever. Also, as the year draws to a close, I will continuously update this post.
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Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, From all of us at The Colonialist

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myGW Gets Frightening

In a desperate attempt to not mention the holiday of Christmas, myGW has changed it’s logo to a nondescript dark house.
Important information about the gif file:

The man approaching the doorway is clearly holding a gatling gun or some sort of shoulder strapped grenade launcher.
He is also making the Captain Morgan pose.
This house has no doors [...]

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An Update on TheColonialist.com!

It’s winter break. Here’s what that means for The Colonialist:

We will continue to post periodically, including a bunch of “Best of 2007 lists” and other short humor pieces. Phil will continue in 2008
Since we are not living in a townhouse together, we do not have the ability to brainstorm with each other about post [...]

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Phil. December 19, 2007.

Phil #20by Ben and Steve
Previous Phil

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Cash for Books Horror Stories

I’m a poor sociology major, that means I hate the bookstore for running such a beautifully executed business plan. The plan is to sell books to students at a ridiculously high price because they have to buy them. Then they use the word “cash” a lot, so you give them the book back [...]

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Phil. December 17, 2007.

Phil #19by Ben and StevePrevious Phil

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Daily Finals Timewaster #7

Today’s Daily Timewaster is the Ultimate Flash Face! This is a fun little website you can use to “draw” a custom face of someone, and completely customize every feature, and the size and shape of each customized feature as well! You will be surprised how accurate you can make these faces look. [...]

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Weekend Briefing!

The GW Hack Shit now has terribly offensive in your face Fujifilm ads. They have the little “x close” thing, but when you click on the x to close the ad, it just brings you to another ad. God fuck, I hate those things.
A few of the Colonialists and a satellite operative/surrogate member [...]

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