Order of the Hippo attacks with good will
Walking through Kogan Plaza this afternoon, I noticed a candy cane hanging from one of the evergreens near Gelman. Wrapped around the candy was a note which read: “Good luck on Finals! From, The Order of the Hippo.” Judging from conversations I’ve had, it turns out the candies were placed all over campus including quite a few in the immediate proximity of The Colonialist townhouse.
The four main bloggers at The Colonialist understand that there is absolutely no secret society called The Order of the Hippo, and it was merely created by the student body rumor mill. However, we would also like to point out that we are all top notch students, who contribute a lot to this University and have large-scale creative ambitions, as well as several big name contacts. The four of us are obedient and loyal, and most of all, trustworthy.
So, everyone go about your business. There’s nothing to see here. Nothing at all.
Nacho Soil Title =
Of Horrid The Pope
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