Archive for January, 2008
BJ Novak isn’t just from The Office
BJ Novak is really funny. He’s not just the awkward guy from The Office. Please stop calling him that.
BJ Novak one of the best writers for The Office (including the amazing ‘local ad’ episode). He is a senior producer for The Office. He wrote for the Harvard Lampoon. He punk’d [...]
The Round Up
Hatchet Blogs: Most Boring Shit Ever [2140 G]
Lots of letters sent to Al Gore, urging him to support Obama [AGYCNY]
Dramatic Lemur is flat out terrifying [YouTube]
The Economist weighs in on Nerds vs. Scientology [The Economist]
Four people from The Pirate Bay arrested [The Local]
Professional Sports Is Very Interesting [The Onion]
Interview with Michael Ian Black [DCist]
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Franklin Pierce Catch Up II
The JPG of Franklin Pierce #4 gets corrupted every time I upload it. Because of that, I’ll just type out the text, so you don’t miss any important plot points.
Franklin Pierce #4.[Panel 1: Franklin Pierce is standing next to a bar patron who is wearing a baseball cap.]Franklin Pierce: Thank you for inviting me [...]
Liveblogging a DVR’d "State of the Union"
January 30, 2008.SotU Aired January 28, 2008.
7:15pm. Applause.7:18pm. What up, Nancy Pelosi?7:18pm. Applause.7:20pm. Oh God, I’m watching George Bush’s State of the Union.7:20pm. His voice cracked. I laughed.7:21pm. I keep watching Dick Cheney. Motherfucker ain’t paying attention.7:21pm. Nancy Pelosi looks like a old depressed Misha Barton sucking on a [...]
Attention: SA Presidential Candidates!
The Colonialist has a lot in store for the GW political season and we want to make a sort of vague announcement.
If you are considering a run for SA President in February, please send us an email ASAP. We want to involve all the candidates in something awesome we have planned, so contact us [...]
Six New Blips
The Hat Shed has responded to The Colonialist’s success as internet publication by introducing their new blogtastic bloggles.
That girl from Juno is shitting her pants.
We at the Colonialist are nonplussed — to say the most — by this nouveau tentative here on campus.
“Why?” the people ask, they ask, and ask.
Because their six new blogs: 2140 [...]
Hatchet Endorses Lamest Election Ever
In a move of mediocrity that stunned risk-takers around the world, The Hatchet has endorsed Hilary Clinton and John McCain for President. The Huffington Post is reporting a large bump in the polls for both candidates.
In ol’ Travis’ opinion, that is the most boring election combination he can think of. Clinton vs. McCain [...]
Daily Colonial Wants You
Hey everyone, the Daily Colonial (the only GW news source to congratulate us for our US News & World Report recognition) just sent the following email on the English Major Listserv:
“Are you interested in gaining professional experience in a flexible, fun environment? If so, The Daily Colonial is looking for you!
GW’s daily student news source is currently seeking [...]
Oh God, Pick GMail
Remember when, GW? Remember when you used to use the CMail client to access your academic email? Do you remember the terrible load times? What about when attachments failed? And don’t forget the new quota pop-ups every other week! It’s the kind of nostalgia I normally only feel when [...]
Franklin Pierce Catch Up Post
We forgot to put up the second two strips for the wildly popular soap opera comic “Franklin Pierce.” So please use this post to catch up.
Franklin Pierce #2.
Franklin Pierce #3.by Ben and Steve
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