Get to Know Your DC Snacksman #3
Tonight, we ordered two chipwiches, one canister of whipped cream, some Pop’ems, and an Arnold Palmer. We got a free interview along with a condom.
Name: SteveYear: SeniorMajor: SociologyFavorite Book[s]: Anything history or sociology. Last book I read was, I actually read “Nazi Seizure of Power” for a history class. It was a [...]
Get to Know Your DC Snacksman #2
Zak has been sick for the last week, but he still showed up for work.Name: ZakYear: SeniorMajor: EnglishFavorite Book[s]: I have no idea, sorry, I’m off my game. What’s my favorite book ever? Probably serialized Dungeons & Dragons novels.Why DC Snacks: Cool dudes and riding bikes. It’s nice to get paid to [...]
Get to Know Your DC Snacksman #1
This will be the first in a series of segments in which the Colonialist learns more about the under appreciated workers over at DC Snacks. Meet tonight’s deliveryman!
Name: MaxYear: JuniorMajor: Mechanical EngineeringFavorite Book: 1984Why DC Snacks: You can work late at night when you don’t have classes and you can work only two nights [...]


